Texans Should Have Seen It Coming
(11/15/04) - Yep. That about sums up my feelings upon hearing
that a true cowboy is running for guvna' of Texas in 2006.
Ask us if we're sick and tired of being known for a bunch
of slick, suit wearin', dumbshit oilmen. Go on, ask us! You
can bet yer taco on that one, Rodriguez.
That's why I almost shit my pants when I heard that THIS
man was running. Played in a band called the Texas Jewboys.
Writes mystery novels. Wears a cowboy hat like he means it.
And his slogan is "Why the hell not."
It's past time we got back to being known for putting amusing
wackos in office.
-Cow
