Texans Should Have Seen It Coming

(11/15/04) - Yep. That about sums up my feelings upon hearing that a true cowboy is running for guvna' of Texas in 2006.

Ask us if we're sick and tired of being known for a bunch of slick, suit wearin', dumbshit oilmen. Go on, ask us! You can bet yer taco on that one, Rodriguez.

That's why I almost shit my pants when I heard that THIS man was running. Played in a band called the Texas Jewboys. Writes mystery novels. Wears a cowboy hat like he means it.

And his slogan is "Why the hell not."

It's past time we got back to being known for putting amusing wackos in office.




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