Almighty Righteous Protection
Plan
(11/20/04) - House Republicans shut themselves into a room this
week (unfortunately, no one took the opportunity to fill it
with carbon monoxide) to vote on whether Tom Delay still gets
to be fearless leader if he gets indicted on charges of corruption.
Or because he’s an asshole. Hurry! Get Tom on the Plan!!
The shit-balls funny thing about
this situation is that they wouldn’t even be stuck if
they hadn’t been so trippin’-over-themselves eager
to prove their moral over-righteousness over a decade ago. Because,
this is an ethics rule that they created, and applies only to
them, cause they wanted to be special. Now they have to look
like HYPOCRITES, and even more hilarious is that they have to
explain themselves.
It’s like watching someone run into a random
object. Chair, table, human skull… take your pick. Then,
after wandering around for awhile, they run into the exact same
thing…. and look surprised that it’s there!
People. Strap yourselves in. Prepare yourself
mentally and physically. Now do a google search on Delay and
start reading. It doesn’t matter where you start reading,
look for quotes from congressmen trying to explain their way
out of this shit.
How many Americans actually believe politicians
are working for them? These brief moments of hilarity are all
we get in return for getting fucked. Enjoy them. Can anyone
tell me they don’t find the image of Kenneth Starr (according
to press accounts, a ‘grown man’), sniffing around
in a young woman’s closet for a cum stain, anything less
than ‘wet yourself’ funny?
Later when I was hangin’ from the tree:
I just remembered this other shit that one of the news organizations
did with Alan Keyes when he moved to Ohio to run against Barack
Obama. He got caught on tape just four years ago running at
the mouth about Queen-y Clinton doing the same thing in New
York.
Had Keyes on the show. Told him he was a dumbass
for locking himself in a box. THEN SHOWED HIM A VIDEO OF HIS
DUMBASS SAYING IT. And then they go back to him. ….And
heeeerrreeeeee’s DUMBASS!
-Cow
