A Fun New Way to Kill the President!
I'm Actually Serious.
(11/23/04) - This new PRODUCT will, "'bring history to
life'" and stimulate a younger generation to take an
interest in a fascinating episode in US history," reported
The
Guardian this Monday about a new video game from the UK-based
company Traffic Management.
JFK: Reloaded
for just a measely download fee of £5.35 puts you in
Oswald's sniper's nest and shows you just how difficult, but
possible, it was for that ex-marine to pull off the shots
that killed Kennedy according to the Warren Commission.
"We genuinely believe that, if we get enough people
participating, we'll be able to disprove, once and for all,
any notion that someone else was involved in the assassination
of President Kennedy," said managing director Kirk Ewing.
Some downloadable video game finally "able to disprove",
in any regard, someone else's involvement (like the CIA working
with the Mafia) is as retarded as Neil Bush's software Ignite
teaching high school kids about the Constitutional Congress
using a rap song.
Why not go to Dallas book repository and check the view from
that window instead? Admittedly, Dallas does suck, but oh,
wait. I don't think you can actually stand where Oswald supposedly
shot from and look for yourself. Good thing for that. Hate
to doubt the Warren Commission. Or the theory behind only
non-Mason presidents are assassinated. Or that whole moon
landing thing.
I just hope they come out with some politician assassination
games for assassinations that haven't taken place yet. That'd
give us a much bigger bang for your buck.
"Write America's history before it's written! Revisionists
are a thing of the past!"
