Thank God
We Found Out Before the Squirrels Go Into Rutting
Season
(1/14/05) - This is a true story
that happened to my friend Mike Rotch.Ê This is
valuable information, so please pass it on!Ê It
could save your life, or the life of someone you
love.
One day while Mike was driving on
his way to work, a squirrel ran out in front of
his car.Ê Mike had his headlights on, and the relative
humidity out was about 75%.Ê What Mike didn't know
was that the combination of those three things can
be deadly. Squirrels respond with violence when
confronted with a combination of headlights and
relative humidity of about 65%.Ê These are things
that most people are aware of.Ê However, becaus
Mike's car wasÊ Toyota and Toyotas a re programed
to respond violently to attacking squirrels, Mike's
car suddenly flew up into the air at 90 miles per
hour, did a complete 360 degree flip, caught fire,
then landed and took off at an uncontrollable speed
down the hiway.Ê With the angry squirrel attached
to Mike's flaming windshield and trying to eat his
way through the glass, Mike lost control of his
car and flew off the road, landing in a huge pile
of broken glass and ravenous crocodiles.Ê
Mike died, but perhaps his death
will not be in vain if even a few people can learn
something from this. Please forward this to everyone
you know, and to people you don't know.Ê Also to
your neighbors, their families, pets, NASA, and
any corporations you can think of.
