** Disclaimer: Ranting includes all of the rampant cussing, screaming, and blatant idiocy that you'd expect of something using that namesake. Enjoy! **
Be Compassionate. Be Conservative. Know Family Values. Kill You Some Dune Coons That Ain't Got No Manhood No-how Bubba!
(2/8/05) - I want to write a perspective on the recent comments of Lt. General James Mattis. I have to admit his comments left me in utter stitches as he obviously forgot his decoder ring at this press conference or General Bubba didn't explain how to use this cracker jack toy.
Killin' = Liberate
Fun = Duty
guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway = Lawless Insurgents
But let me just allow old Jim-Bob here to speak for himself with excellent cadour and a lack of etiquette old W doesn't even have. I think you can actually call it honesty.
"Actually, it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up-front with you: I like brawling," General Mattis said.
"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them."
In response, Marine Corps Commandant Michael Hagee praised General Mattis as "one of this country's bravest and most experienced military leaders".
Goddamn these boys do me proud. Kill them Camel Jockies deader than Babylon.
Lt. Gen. Mattis will be played by Harrison Ford in an upcoming patriotic blowout of a blockbuster! Now that's fucking righteous!